oh the zoo…..i love the zoo! though I’ve always had the strong urge to steal the keys and set all the animals free. I wonder if any of the animals enjoy a life in a cage….. it sounds kinda bad but think about it…..
-nice people feed you, so you don’t need to worrie about all this “bottom of the food chain” business , or the hassle of hunting
-you get to sit around all day like a movie star with people wishing they could get closer to you
-you get to throw poo at people who annoy you
-people encourage you, and celebrate when you “baby make” in public
AND if you really don’t like the zoo, you could just leave. What? You don’t think so? Well I beg to differ my friend-sacramento zoo last year, mr.Tiger decided he wanted to go on holiday, so he did. He merely jumped over his man-made habitat and ate a person. Easy as a wink.
Do you remember that old childrens book? When it talked about a human zoo? I wonder what that would look like. For some reason It makes me think of high school during lunch…….
(CAUTION: DAYDREAM AHEAD)
“to your left you have your “attractive athletes”, these are the atheletes that are good looking. Though an ugly one might sneak through their defences only if he is Really athletic……..Oh and to your right we have the “perma-Fry” herd (also known as –“pot heads”) – this herd may include hippies, cheer leaders, used-to-be-athletes, posers, sweet bro’s, freshmen wanting to be “hip”, skaters, teachers,and people who have absolutely no skill in anything (besides the cheer leaders). ……Over there behind the “slut” and “eating disorder” herds, there is the “check mate!/I heart band” herd….. Hmm most of them seem to be sickly from those pesky STD’s….Ahead you may see a territorial fight between the “viva la mexio!” and “get up out my face B!#@H!” herd.”
…..Ah high school.
