So I found this in my old documents. It's a questionnaire that my whole family did. I forgot that I had helped my dad with it (meaning; I asked him the questions over the phone, and typed it up for him). It made me laugh looking at it again. My siblings will enjoy this :)
QUESTIONNAIRE
- WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? MY UNKLE DEAN FIFE
- What is your favorite childhood cartoon? LONGHORN LEGHORN
- DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? WHAT HANDWRITING?
- How many kids do you have? how many do you want? 5. IT’S NEVER OVER TILL THE PLUMBING IS BROKE ;)
- If you were someone else, would you be friends with you? SURE
- DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? IN TIMELY SITUATIONS
- What is your favorite sandwich? ANYTHING MY WIFE MAKES ME…THAT IS WHY I MARRIED HER…YUM
- First TV Crush? I DREAM OF GENIE
- First real crush? CINDY MILLER
- WOULD YOU sky dive? WHEN MY LAST CHILD….MAKE THAT MY LAST GRANDCHILED HAS DIED
- Favorite Cereal? MOMS HOME-MADE GRANOLA. MADE TO ORDER
- DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? OCCASIONALLY
- Do you think you are strong? WELL…IM NOT WEAK
- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
- What is the first thing you notice about people? THEIR EXPRESSION
- WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? THE 3 P’S
- Who do you miss the most? MY GRANDMA MARIE (NOT COUNTING MY WIFE WHOS CURRENTLY LEAVING ME AS A BACHELOR)
- What color pants and shoes are you wearing? GRAY-BLACK NEW BLANANCE SHOES BLUE JEANS
- WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? -LOW CARB DOUBLE 6 DOLLAR BURGER- W/EXTRA PEPER JACK CHEEZE- EXTRA TOMOATO-EXTRA ONION-EXTRA PICKLE- EXTRA BACON-W/ TERIYAKI SAUCE
- What are you listening to right now? LOVE LIKE CRAZY –LEE BRICE
- IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? METALLIC SILVER
- Favorite smells? ANY PERFUME MY WIFE IS WEARING- WALKING IN ON FAST SUNDAY TO A LARGE ROAST IN THE OVEN
- WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? LANNI
- FAVORITE SPORT TO Play? BASEBALL
- Hair color? DIRTY blonde WITH TOUCH OF GREY (AKA- Distinction )
- EYE COLOR? BLUE – GREY
- What is your biggest pet peeve? MOUTH NOISES WHILE EATING
- FAVORITE FOOD? CURRENTLY- RASBERRY filet mignon .
- Favorite dessert? LEMON ICE CREAM PIE- THAT MOM MAKES
- Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies that END HAPPILY
- LAST MOVIE WATCHED? FLIPPED
- Summer or winter? SUMMER
- HUGS OR KISSES? ANY AND ALL – AS LONG AS THEY COME FROM MY WIFE.
- Last time you cried? TODAY
- Least likely to respond? KIT KELLY AND ADAM
- WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? EARLY CHRISTIANITY- FROM JESUS TO CONSTANTINE
- What is on your mouse pad? DON’T NEED MOUSE PADS- HAVE HIGH TECK MOUSE THAT WORKS ON ANY SURFACE
- WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? FOX NEWS AND C-SPAN
- Favorite sound? MOVING WATER
- ALL TIME FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP? THE DOORS
- DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? JACK OF ALL, MASTER OF NONE
- Where were you born? Fresno CA
- DO YOU HAVE A LIFE MOTTO? NO. STILL DEVELOPING IT.
- What is a turn off to you? WEAK MEN
- Favorite vacation? HOUSE BOATING
- Most (or most recent) embarrassing moment? EXPLAINING WHY MY BUILDING IS TORN APART TO MORNING patients- AFTER BEING BURGLERIZED. (FOR THE 3RD TIME)
- What did you want to be when you grew up? TAMY’S HUSBAND…THEN A DOCTOR
- Do you dream in color? DON’T KNOW. CAN’T REMEMBER. I DO REMEMBER SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT I WORK ON WHILE I SLEEP.
- If you weren't your race, what race would you be? HUNDRED YARD DASH--
- If you didn't live in your current country, what country would you live in? AUSTRLIA
- What scares you? SOMEONE WITH NOTHING TO LOSE.
- Did you ever have a favorite toy? MY FIRST BB GUN. (7 YEARS OLD)
- Where would you most like to visit? 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD
- What language would you like to learn? ENGLISH
- What was the name of your first pet? What was it? CUBBY. GERMAN Sheppard .
- What was your first job? FORK LIFT DRIVER FOR BARR PACKING (15 YEARS OLD) 1.35 AN HOUR
- What is your heritage? NATIVE AMERICAN.
- Do you keep a journal? IN MY HEAD.
- What is a guilty pleasure you have? TAKING MOM TO HER BI-ANNUAL SUNDAY SWAT MEET.
- Do you have a recurring dream? DON’T REMEMBER DREAMS.
- What kind of comedy do you like? NATURAL OCCURING EVENTS (EX-funniest HOME Videos) SOMETHING THAT’S NOT STAGGED.
- What is your favorite holiday? CHRISTMAS FOLLOWED CLOSLY BY 4th of July
- If you were an animal, what would you be? GREAT HORNED OWL. NOTHING EATS THEM- AND THEY EAT EVERYTHING ELSE.
- What was your worst injury? Severed Arteries- RIGHT ARM FOLLOWED BY A suspected pelvic fracture.
- What is your dream car? Which EVER ONE IM CURRENTLY DRIVING
- What was your biggest surprise? I MAKE A HABBIT OF NOT BEING SURPRISED.
- What is a hobby you would like to start? LAWN BOWLING
- Who is someone you would like to see in concert? ALL MY FAVORITE BANDS OF THE 70’S
- If you had a superpower what would it be? TELEPORT IN SPACE AND TIME.
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