RineyHiney

So I found this in my old documents. It's a questionnaire that my whole family did. I forgot that I had helped my dad with it (meaning; I asked him the questions over the phone, and typed it up for him). It made me laugh looking at it again. My siblings will enjoy this :)

QUESTIONNAIRE

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? MY UNKLE DEAN FIFE
What is your favorite childhood cartoon? LONGHORN LEGHORN
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? WHAT HANDWRITING?
How many kids do you have? how many do you want? 5. IT’S NEVER OVER TILL THE PLUMBING IS BROKE ;)
If you were someone else, would you be friends with you? SURE
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? IN TIMELY SITUATIONS
What is your favorite sandwich? ANYTHING MY WIFE MAKES ME…THAT IS WHY I MARRIED HER…YUM
First TV Crush? I DREAM OF GENIE
First real crush? CINDY MILLER
WOULD YOU sky dive? WHEN MY LAST CHILD….MAKE THAT MY LAST GRANDCHILED HAS DIED
Favorite Cereal? MOMS HOME-MADE GRANOLA. MADE TO ORDER
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? OCCASIONALLY
Do you think you are strong? WELL…IM NOT WEAK
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
What is the first thing you notice about people? THEIR EXPRESSION
WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? THE 3 P’S
Who do you miss the most? MY GRANDMA MARIE (NOT COUNTING MY WIFE WHOS CURRENTLY LEAVING ME AS A BACHELOR)
What color pants and shoes are you wearing? GRAY-BLACK NEW BLANANCE SHOES  BLUE JEANS
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? -LOW CARB DOUBLE 6 DOLLAR BURGER- W/EXTRA PEPER JACK CHEEZE- EXTRA TOMOATO-EXTRA ONION-EXTRA PICKLE- EXTRA BACON-W/ TERIYAKI SAUCE
What are you listening to right now? LOVE LIKE CRAZY –LEE BRICE
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? METALLIC SILVER
Favorite smells? ANY PERFUME MY WIFE IS WEARING- WALKING IN ON FAST SUNDAY TO A LARGE ROAST IN THE OVEN
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? LANNI
FAVORITE SPORT TO Play? BASEBALL
Hair color? DIRTY blonde WITH TOUCH OF GREY (AKA- Distinction )
EYE COLOR? BLUE – GREY
What is your biggest pet peeve? MOUTH NOISES WHILE EATING
FAVORITE FOOD? CURRENTLY- RASBERRY filet mignon .
Favorite dessert? LEMON ICE CREAM PIE- THAT MOM MAKES
Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies that END HAPPILY
LAST MOVIE WATCHED? FLIPPED
Summer or winter? SUMMER
HUGS OR KISSES? ANY AND ALL – AS LONG AS THEY COME FROM MY WIFE.
Last time you cried? TODAY
Least likely to respond? KIT KELLY AND ADAM
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? EARLY CHRISTIANITY- FROM JESUS TO CONSTANTINE
What is on your mouse pad? DON’T NEED MOUSE PADS- HAVE HIGH TECK MOUSE THAT WORKS ON ANY SURFACE
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? FOX NEWS AND C-SPAN
Favorite sound? MOVING WATER
ALL TIME FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP? THE DOORS
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? JACK OF ALL, MASTER OF NONE
Where were you born? Fresno CA
DO YOU HAVE A LIFE MOTTO? NO. STILL DEVELOPING IT.
What is a turn off to you? WEAK MEN
Favorite vacation? HOUSE BOATING
Most (or most recent) embarrassing moment? EXPLAINING WHY MY BUILDING IS TORN APART TO MORNING patients- AFTER BEING BURGLERIZED. (FOR THE 3^RD TIME)
What did you want to be when you grew up? TAMY’S HUSBAND…THEN A DOCTOR
Do you dream in color? DON’T KNOW. CAN’T REMEMBER. I DO REMEMBER SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT I WORK ON WHILE I SLEEP.
If you weren't your race, what race would you be? HUNDRED YARD DASH--
If you didn't live in your current country, what country would you live in? AUSTRLIA
What scares you? SOMEONE WITH NOTHING TO LOSE.
Did you ever have a favorite toy? MY FIRST BB GUN. (7 YEARS OLD)
Where would you most like to visit? 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD
What language would you like to learn? ENGLISH
What was the name of your first pet? What was it? CUBBY. GERMAN Sheppard .
What was your first job? FORK LIFT DRIVER FOR BARR PACKING (15 YEARS OLD) 1.35 AN HOUR
What is your heritage? NATIVE AMERICAN.
Do you keep a journal? IN MY HEAD.
What is a guilty pleasure you have? TAKING MOM TO HER BI-ANNUAL SUNDAY SWAT MEET.
Do you have a recurring dream? DON’T REMEMBER DREAMS.
What kind of comedy do you like? NATURAL OCCURING EVENTS (EX-funniest HOME Videos) SOMETHING THAT’S NOT STAGGED.
What is your favorite holiday? CHRISTMAS FOLLOWED CLOSLY BY 4^th of July
If you were an animal, what would you be? GREAT HORNED OWL. NOTHING EATS THEM- AND THEY EAT EVERYTHING ELSE.
What was your worst injury? Severed Arteries- RIGHT ARM FOLLOWED BY A suspected pelvic fracture.
What is your dream car? Which EVER ONE IM CURRENTLY DRIVING
What was your biggest surprise? I MAKE A HABBIT OF NOT BEING SURPRISED.
What is a hobby you would like to start? LAWN BOWLING
Who is someone you would like to see in concert? ALL MY FAVORITE BANDS OF THE 70’S
If you had a superpower what would it be? TELEPORT IN SPACE AND TIME.