Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I wish people were better at flirting...



hello world, yes i know that it has been a while. I was inspired to write when the other day I was attacked by a psychic. The day was Wednesday and the hour was around 5 pm. That day was warm and I was anxious due to a Chemistry quiz I was studying for. I was especially proud of locking myself in the library on such a sunny day. Anyway, I was at my table trying to learn different conversions when a strange looking man caught my eye.....almost literally. He placed his head directly in my line of vision forcing me to make awkward eye contact for a full 3-4 seconds before finally sat his grungy self down across from me. awesome. While I was debating whether to grab my pepper spray he stated;

weirdy - "your Irish"

me- (oh joy) "what?"

weirdy- "you can tell, your eyes give you away."

After telling me that he was a little bit psychic, I was debating telling him that I was wearing contacts (which I dont) to get rid of him. Before I could however, he grabbed my hand, flipped it over and began the art of palm reading. Of the things that he told me this is what I remember;

-I will have 5 children > 2 boys and 3 girls
-Im stubborn as L
-Im selfish in relationships - I need to be in control
-If I played an instrument I would be good - due to my long limber fingers
-I have deep emotional feelings about my family
-Im sexualy aggressive (that was my personal favorite)
-My intuition is better than those around around me
-I get frustrated with those less intelectual
-I need to live in the moment more
-Im spontanious
-Im not afriad of fear
-Im looking for a fight

Creepy right? And that is just what I can remember. I think its a bunch of garbage but who knows! If I end up having 2 boys and 3 girls ill know he was for real.