Jumped on the bandwagon

ok...so I gave in and read the ever so raved about Twilight. Though I was determind not to like the perfect Edward Cullon and his charm. I came to the conclusion that he really must be a vampire, because theres no way anybody that manly-sensitive-georgeous-funny-brave-polite-bossy-playful-and darnright SEXY could ever exist!!!! Why would an autor create a man so unbeatable? It would be smart for men to read this book and get a good idea of what everygirl wants. I feel sorry for the men out there, talk about "raising the bar".....yet.....i feel more sorry for myself. So I will continue to eat my chocolate in my grey sweats resenting everything male that moves. hears to the heartbreakers we continue to torture ourselves with, cheers.