So tell me if I’m wrong, but "close talkers" are the most irritating thing on the planet. I’m just mentioning it because there is this guy that sits next to me and I swear that he's going to lay a fat one on me every time he tries to make small talk. Not to mention I can taste what he had for breakfast.....ew. Sometimes people have really weird pet-peeves. For example;
-My mom hates it when someone dips their cookies in milk. Naturally there’s the probability that the fingertips get dipped as well..... She’ll be scolding you and shoving a napkin down your throat before you know what hit you (trust me).
-My sister Lindsey hates it when she bakes yummies.....and then nobody eats them (due to the 24/7 diet my family is on)
-Then there’s my dad, he cannot stand it when he can hear you swallow a beverage. You better chew your food very thoroughly before you take a swig in front of him (beware his too-loud-gulp glare...you might never drink again).
-My sister Whitney hates it when someone says "Nordstroms", instead of "Nordstrom" (heaven forbid). Correcting us is one of her hobbies.
-My sister Kit gets so mad (I can’t help but laugh to myself when I picture it) when someone interrupts a story or a thought. I know what you’re thinking -anyone would get upset- I know I know, but picture that x20. "CAN I TALK!”. In the end she never finishes her story.
-Kelly will give you her special look of disgust whenever she see's anyone sharing anything edible....she hates "germs", the weird thing is she's not an especially clean person..Hhmm.
Here are some other thigs that bug me.....
People who don't understand English
Sweet bro's
Snow
Utah drivers
Short men
Touching the salt or pepper shaker with really greasy or BBQ'y fingers
Plastic forks that break when your eating
Changing the TV channel without asking when I'm clearly watching
Speed bumps
Little yappy dogs
People who don’t understand sarcasm (really?)
People who sit next to you in public even when there are other seats
Hollywood Stars talking about political issues
People who play their bass way too loud
zits
People who don't control their bratty children
HUGE logos
Mouth noises when your eating
Global Warming (gag me)
Smokers
Parents who allow their young female children to have anything to do with Paris Hilton
Feminists
Slow walkers! MOVE IT!!
-My mom hates it when someone dips their cookies in milk. Naturally there’s the probability that the fingertips get dipped as well..... She’ll be scolding you and shoving a napkin down your throat before you know what hit you (trust me).
-My sister Lindsey hates it when she bakes yummies.....and then nobody eats them (due to the 24/7 diet my family is on)
-Then there’s my dad, he cannot stand it when he can hear you swallow a beverage. You better chew your food very thoroughly before you take a swig in front of him (beware his too-loud-gulp glare...you might never drink again).
-My sister Whitney hates it when someone says "Nordstroms", instead of "Nordstrom" (heaven forbid). Correcting us is one of her hobbies.
-My sister Kit gets so mad (I can’t help but laugh to myself when I picture it) when someone interrupts a story or a thought. I know what you’re thinking -anyone would get upset- I know I know, but picture that x20. "CAN I TALK!”. In the end she never finishes her story.
-Kelly will give you her special look of disgust whenever she see's anyone sharing anything edible....she hates "germs", the weird thing is she's not an especially clean person..Hhmm.
Here are some other thigs that bug me.....
People who don't understand English
Sweet bro's
Snow
Utah drivers
Short men
Touching the salt or pepper shaker with really greasy or BBQ'y fingers
Plastic forks that break when your eating
Changing the TV channel without asking when I'm clearly watching
Speed bumps
Little yappy dogs
People who don’t understand sarcasm (really?)
People who sit next to you in public even when there are other seats
Hollywood Stars talking about political issues
People who play their bass way too loud
zits
People who don't control their bratty children
HUGE logos
Mouth noises when your eating
Global Warming (gag me)
Smokers
Parents who allow their young female children to have anything to do with Paris Hilton
Feminists
Slow walkers! MOVE IT!!
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